Jersey Shore Weekend - One Facebook Status Message At A Time
July 26
Andrew is that was one hell of a weekend. 2:08pm
Andrew is juan in regards to my sunburn: “dude you look like an uncooked piece of meat.” 9:43am
Andrew is based on joeys level of gay I am sleeping on the floor. 3:36am
Andrew is joey d in a very I hope hetero manner: “AP hurry up and get into bed.” 3:33am
Andrew is about to show these bafoons how we roll. 2:24am
Andrew is well hey, if she’s down with that I guess that’s ok. I hope it doesn’t itch too bad. 2:13am
Andrew is fyi… it was not a strip club - there were just slutty girls there. 1:11am
Andrew is not sure what kind of club he was just at. was it a strip club… cause right now I feel kinda dirty. 1:10am
Andrew is I’m prett sure these people are from another planet. 12:51am
Andrew is I have never seen a crowd clear out like just now. this place is awesome, especially when they try to dance. 12:40am
Andrew is I didn’t want to have to say it again tonight, but no thank you, ghonneria. 12:23am
July 25
Andrew is the techno beats are getting to me. its time for some dancing. 11:12pm
Andrew is its like one big continuos techno remix up in here. 10:54pm
Andrew is this just in… phil, don’t feel bad. ron powders his balls too. 8:10pm
Andrew is juan, when asked about his unhealthy eating habits and metabolism: “Yeah, I just shit it all out.” 7:25pm
Andrew is phil in regard to rons $50 graphic tee from ed hardy: “it looks like a 5 year old made that at summer camp.” 5:53pm
Andrew is soaking up the sun with 8 million other people at the beach. 2:36pm
Andrew is what the hell happened last night? 9:50am
Andrew is no thank you, ghonneria. 1:25am
Andrew is I’m just gonna go ahead and say no thank you to the endless amount of VD wandering around here. 1:18am
Andrew is wow, this really just isn’t the place for me. maybe if I could just pop my collar and be cool like everyone else. 1:01am
Andrew is ron to joe: “he’s defining the hairline right now.” 12:35am
Andrew is “you don’t apprecia - aaaa - te me”. 12:29am
Andrew is cheeseballs. 12:10am
July 24
Andrew is dominating boardwalk games. retro mike schmidt jersey coming my way. 10:49pm
Andrew is phil is not happy and I am gonna get drunk. 10:34pm Comment
Andrew is juan farts a lot and phil gold bonded his nuts - 2 hours down 2 days to go. 10:31pm
Andrew is eating baby carrots on the way to the shore. that’s the last time we put joey d in charge of the food. 5:51pm
Andrew is shore weekend. Heinekins and Jaeger bombs. 2:09pm





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