So a few weeks ago Bob Thuggins broke seven ribs, necessitating a hospital stay of several days.  The cause? An apparent lack of food mixed with medication brought on some dizziness that led to a horrific crash into a coffee table.

Seems reasonable enough, right?  No.

First off, this is the third publicized random injury for Thuggins in the last three years.  In ‘08, he fell and hit his head at the airport while trying to check phone messages.  In ‘09 he emerged with 2 black eyes following a late night stroll into a door.

Second, it’s no secret the Bobby loves the sauce (anyone remember the 2004 DUI?).  West Virginia was worried enough that they added outs into his contract for habitual intoxication and substance abuse.

Bob’s latest excuse of medication on an empty stomach seems just a tad ridiculous.  Seven ribs falling into a coffee table?  You have to be kidding, Bob.  One or two broken ribs might be believable… But seven?

Come on now, Bob.  Just spill the beans - tell us you got wasted and broke your ribs.  Because frankly, you’re not fooling anyone.  JustSayinIsAll.

 

Come on Cincinnati.  Is Nick Lachey really the best you can do on opening day?

Once, you might (perhaps an overstatement) have been tolerable - ONLY because your hot wife was around.

But honestly, now you really are a has-been. And it sort of looks as though you throw like a girl.

Even George W. has a better throwing motion. And while he might seem borderline mentally disabled to some, he was the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Nick Lachey - you are a pop star’s ex-husband. Go Away Now Please.

 

You know times are tough when advertisements become more and more absurd.  Found this one today on my MLB Scoreboard:

Learn more at Fire Meets Desire

… What would say if a lady commented on your scent while sporting the BK cologne?

“Thanks. You must eat a lot of Whoppers!!”

WTF.

 

I feel like extensive drug use had to be involved somewhere in the process of making this video… WTF

 

This is just confusing.

 

Will, Adam Sandler’s crotch is next to your face…

 

Only in Wisconsin …

So it’s halftime, and you gotta go. What do you? Pee on the side of the field of course.

Pewaukee Athletic Director John Maltsch admonished the boys and their coach over the public address system, saying “Coach, we do have facilities for your players to use.”

Sometimes certain things just can’t wait.

Read more:
WTMJ
JS Online

 

This was just too funny to pass up…

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.